A bunch of international conspirators have decided to put a cap on the beer bottle.
We'd like to inform you that the metallic cap is inedible and, when swallowed, may seriously harm your health.
Therefore, we've decided to support the honest bottled beer drinkers by creating this revolutionary product, that eases the quick removal of the cap from the bottle, by a simple wrist movement.
But wait, that's not all! The cap would fall on the ground, where it can be trampled in protest against those international conspirators!
At the moment, we sell the product in a limited quantity, as a handmade prototype.
We are considering the switch to series production as well, in case we identify enough beer drinkers that develop intolerance to the metallic cap.
The user instructions are engraved directly in the product, in Romanian.

This text is a satire, please consider it as such. However, the product is real and can be delivered straight to you.

Dimensions: 7.5 x 24 x 5 cm